What is your middle name? Does it carry any special meaning/significance?

Once upon a starry night, in the vast expanse of space,
A curious android named Data had a mission to embrace.
As a member of Starfleet, he sailed among the stars,
Exploring new frontiers and uncovering mysteries afar.

One day, as Data pondered in his thoughtful way,
He heard of a planet where minerals held sway.
With his trusty crewmates aboard the USS Enterprise,
He set course for adventure, excitement in his eyes.

Upon arrival, they found a world rich and bright,
Filled with crystals and gems, a dazzling sight.
But to mine these treasures, they needed a plan,
And Data, with his intellect, took the lead, began.

With algorithms and sensors, he scanned the ground,
Mapping out deposits, treasures to be found.
He calculated angles, depths, and more,
Guiding the crew to the mineral’s core.

With Geordi by his side, they built machines,
To extract the minerals, fulfilling their dreams.
They worked together, a team so strong,
Data’s calculations never wrong.

But as they delved deeper, danger lurked near,
A cave-in threatened, filling them with fear.
Yet Data, with his strength and precision,
Led them to safety, a triumphant decision.

In the end, they emerged with their bounty in tow,
A treasure trove of minerals, a sight to behold.
As they sailed away, Data pondered once more,
The wonders of mining, the adventure in store.

A stupid story for a stupid question. Back in 2003, the government tried to beat it out of me during MIA training too. My PTSD response is in the title.

I suppose our good friends the Chinese have decided to mask this autistic as fuck data mining attempt. Too bad I was born to ‘rism with the ‘stism.

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Stay anonymous folks. ❤️