‘Have you ever been pistol whipped by a sippy cup?’

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Have you ever met a small human that has had enough situational awareness while excited to forget it is holding something?

How about,

Have you ever worked in any inpatient healthcare facility when Grandmas roommate won’t open the shades because she hates her boyfriend, and he can see their room from his?

Them fucking stocky ass hospital cups hurt like a sumbish…

..take one of those to the ribs and then come talk to me..

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