Fuck it, y’all are getting a two fur Tuesday. I fervently need to address something.

TikTok creators … I’m looking at you.

Which one of you under educated lemmings decided to convince the internet that creating a full moon with the signs and dates of the people you hold dear makes it forever?

Seriously.

It’s no wonder the universal energy is so fucked off right now. You clearly do not understand the power of a full moon as it pertains to energy. The Sister Witches and Brother Warlocks understand.

Listen Larry & Linda’s,

The Full Moon marks the completion of the (waxing) cycle and the growth cycle of our intention. The Full Moon’s energy is at its peak, and is very powerful. We can use this energy to see what is no longer serving our intentions. It is common to feel overly-emotional and disconnected at the peak of this phase.

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Go ahead and create a full moon with the love of your life. But if you and your partner aren’t compatible in dispersement…

Don’t be suprised when Willy Wonka greets you and Gramps De’ Pression at the front gate holding Golden Ticket to the land of Alcoholism. Follow the Henny Gumdrop Trail to The White Russian Waterfall. You’ll find Uncle Jim, Jack and Tito doing lines in a van, down by the river. It will be like J. Springier just descended from the glory of white trash heaven and swooped you right up into the Meth Smoked Sky. But… in the end…

…You can’t say you weren’t warned.

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ENERGY LESSON- You never want to create a full moon unless you and your partner are ready and capable of positive release. ESPECIALLY NOT IN YOU RELATIONSHIPS OR SIGNS.

STOP IT. please….

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These are 8 moon phases in total. Each afternoon, when the moon rises the shadow of the earth casts a shadow. This forms the moon shape visible, therefore named accordingly. Each day has its own lunar designation. For example, let’s take an use three different dates from my life and dissect the concept down.

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May 29, 1976 ( Gemini ♊️)
1st Phase – New Moon

The moons 1st phase. The new moon is when the shadow of the Earth – cast by the sun – covers the moon completely, giving rise to a darkened lunar phase. Popularly known as the dark moon, it is the time when the moon appears dark in the sky. The new moon represents a time for reflection, fresh starts, and growth.

For lovers in a relationship, when you see the moon looking dark in the sky, know that it is time for individual parties to undergo solitary reflection about what you each need more or less of from each other. The essence of this is to kickstart new beginnings in your love life.

Perhaps both parties haven’t really been doing a lot of gifting lately. This alone time can be a time to brainstorm new and unique gift ideas to make your lover go wow.

Symbolic of new beginnings and fresh starts, the New Moon is a promising place in the lunar cycle to start a relationship. A nurturing energy in the atmosphere encourages strong bonds to develop and inspires renewal and rebirth. Be cautious and diligent though, since this moon phase invites darkness into the universe.

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August 11, 1982 ( Leo ♌️)
4th Phase – Waxing Gibbous

The Waxing Gibbous. The Waxing Gibbous represents a time when change, adjustment, and adaptation become a necessity. It is the final stop before a full moon. This phase runs for about ten to thirteen days after the new moon and is recognizable in the sky with its pregnant belly-like shape.

When the moon is more light than dark, during the Waxing Gibbous Moon stage, you may feel contemplative and reflective. Symbolic of refinement and development, the Waxing Gibbous Moon offers increased self awareness. This moon phase says that your relationship is meditative, prosperous, and ultimately rewarding.

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November 26, 2022 (Sagittarius ♐️)
2nd Phase – Waxing Crescent

The Waxing Crescent occurs about three and a half days after the new moon. Typically, it’s a period of the month that runs into the seventh day. It is the time when you can spot the moon looking like a trimmed fingernail in the sky.

Seeing as the moon is starting its journey towards regaining its brightness, this phase can be said to correspond to rebuilding and rejuvenation in our lives.

The waxing crescent is a time when you start setting new resolutions to rejuvenate your love life. To set new resolutions means to set new intentions, create a vision board, and make a wish list of those things you want to bring into your relationship.

As the lightness within the moon grows, you can expect to feel a strong sense of intention. This moon phase says that your relationship is stable, honest, and developing in a clear direction. Your relationship will expand deeply, so it’s important to remember to always stay true to yourself and never sacrifice your values or beliefs.

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Guess What. I didn’t plan any of this but my current relationship is the best I’ve ever had. Our relationship DOES NOT form a full moon. I’m all in on a Waxing Crescent romance! I sincerely you have the same luck.

Unless you’re trying to miseducated, or are intentionally trying to ruin lives of those who don’t understand any better, STOP SPREADING LIES. Even if you’re a non believer, please, stop. You may not understand or care, but spreading malicious negativity energy affects all of us in the balance.

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P.S. ♌️💜♊️♾️♐️