What was the last thing you searched for online? Why were you looking for it?

When did Scarlett Johansson show up in ‘Lucy’ form to command the Daily Prompt algorithm?

“ OMG Mom, Maieutics are so 399 BCE!”.

Good Morning.

It looks like we have been taken over by the overly intrusive mothers of the world for todays daily prompt. Seriously.

As I once again, swiped through the barrage of answers Pre post; I realized how politically incorrect my answer was going to be.

But who really cares right? Clearly, I am very adept at disappointing my parents, so.. here you go Mom.

“What was the last thing you searched for online?”

What the payment schedule for OnlyFans creators currently is, and why in the hell is it stuck on a rolling 10 day basis.

“Why were you searching for it?”

Because I’m broke as hell, and it sure would be nice if they would stop holding my revenue stream above my head.

I can feel the judgements from here. It’s all good. I am truly frustrated for you. I remember what my life was life before I embraced my femininity and found that I really love the look of my body.

I also have very little morals when it comes to the beauty of the human body. I’m not talking, the burning urge to fornicate with every swinging dick in the tri-state area. Rather the absolute beauty in the way light bounces off the body, bending to each individual curve and crease. The simplicity of class that is a woman grasping to clutch her breasts from an unwelcome surprise.

The distinctive beauty of the human body derives from its nature as an embodiment. Its beauty is not the beauty of a doll, and is something more than a matter of shape and proportion.

Feeling uncomfortable yet? Good. Being uncomfortable means that you are processing thoughts that are outside of your normal pattern.

Enjoy the rest of your day. I have to figure out when I’m getting paid…