What daily habit do you do that improves your quality of life?

LORT have mercy. I am not going to even bother scrolling on this one because I am not entirely sure I want to know…

Although, I promise I am not the only one to type this out this morning— I WRITE.

Would you like me to expand on this one too, Teacher?

Of course, you know I would be absolutely delighted to.

Why does writing improve my quality of life?

I don’t like other people with especial bias towards children under the age of 10. I know, that is pretty specific. Let me learn you something right quick.

Have you ever been a member of a multiple person household? It doesn’t matter if it is your childhood home, college dorm, military barracks, apartment complex, or land yacht association… you’ve been expose to a close and constant source of other people.

During our adventures, we all run into that ‘one kid’. You know, the one that does nothin but scream, cry and try to destroy your inner soul. In grown up world, we call them ‘Karens, Lindas and Felicias’. We tracking? — cool.

Drop in the comments how many of them were children under the age of 10, please.

I hold all the positivity and love for the children of this world, but… that doesn’t mean I am made to be appropriate for all of them.

Now, I would like you to imagine it is 2020 and the world is running out of toilet paper again. COVID hits the US and we all get a TV announcement from our local governments telling us to “STAY INSIDE AND DONT BREATH”. ( I’m not sorry, i am sitting here cracking up at myself. )

How many of you were stuck in the house with your children under the age of 10? *Raises both hands*

Please do not misunderstand me, I love my kids. It’s everyone else’s kids that they were friends with at the time were the most awkward people I’ve ever encountered. That awkwardness then migrates directly to annoying as soon as FaceTime is involved.

Sure, your child was kind and courtesy while they were at my house for a sleepover. — But then you put them in the most comfortable situation they have been in, and that squealing sound starts coming from the iPad speakers….

Which then prompts mine to do it.. even louder because they are sitting in the same 925sq ft Townhouse together… not breathing.

I also admit to making the mistake of forcing my daughter to join Girl Scouts in Kindergarten, so by the time all of this is going on its not one kid on FaceTime. It’s four or five girls.

Just so you know, it doesn’t stop either. When they get into their teen years they just become more private about it. They usually wait until your not home or they are on a break from school to rally up for a the squeaky fest.

Writing allows me to get all of these feelings out with getting punched in the face, daily.

In the words of Hall and Oates, “The beauty is there, but a beast is in the heart.”

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