What is the greatest gift someone could give you?

An unlimited recurring subscription to MAX, and a weekly donation for my opinions on the Vanderpump crew.

Bet.

Incase you didn’t know, MAX is home to the ‘90 Day’ franchise— and Vanderpump Rules comes back at the end of January. I’m not super fucking pumped at all..

If you haven’t had the experience of witnessing the pure toxicity of interpersonal relationships, check out any of Americas wonderful variety reality tv shows.

Currently in the United States 60% of primetime television is made up of reality TV programming. While 47% of reality viewers consider them as guilty pleasures. Reality TV shows have contributed to 21% growth in unscripted programming on TV, and open access to sluts and smut 24/7.

I don’t know about you, but I’d much rather expel my energy yelling at the ignorance on TV -and- it significantly lowers the risk of getting punched in the face for calling someone a cunt.

If yall could do me a favor?

Let me know what yall think we should cover tomorrow in the comments. These daily prompts are lame- let’s have an interesting conversation.