List five things you do for fun.

Five things, eh?

I can for certain confirm that Tuesdays in general are not one of them. The first item on this list has been my alternate reality since 2006. It’s more than just ‘a game’.

1️⃣CHAPTER ONE: WELCOME TO AZEROTH

Oh yeah, I’m a completely rounded out nerd. Not only do I possess the experience of standing in line for the midnight release outside of whatever was my local GameStop, I also have a bachelors degree in Musical Performance and Theory.

However, there is always is this minor inconvenience in Azeroth every Tuesday.

Blizzard, in their infinite wisdom elected that Tuesday is server maintenance day. Over the last 18 years, I have cycled through ALL of the stages of grief while mourning the loss of non-refundable playtime- but only on Tuesdays.

We wont even get into the existential crisis that is 0.2% drop rates on most of the “g-d, I want that” items -or- the games mid life crisis that began with Cataclysm.

I received 144 sexual violation reports when the glorious powers that be put their incestuous hands all over my characters levels. Rollback… great idea.

Next time, just upgrade our gear for us and send us the shit back in the mail. It’s basically waterboarding to have to go through the organization of each fuckin’ character because yalls engineers can’t put shit back where they found it.

2️⃣ THINGS THAT INVOLVE GOING OUTSIDE

Need an excuse to leave your house and walk? Try Pokemon Go. Yet another amazing distraction for those other than exciting moments on the go!

Yes. It is entirely possible to watch 5 seasons of 90 day finance and make 20 levels from your couch in a matter of days.

Trust me, I know.

3️⃣ FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

After all, that is the reason most of you initially landed here. At least before my mid life crisis that has been April ‘23 until I decided to put forth an active effort to try to be happy.

As we discussed on Sunday – behind the mask of Trailer Trash Annie is an elder millennial known as Chef V.

4️⃣➕5️⃣ EQUALS THE END.

In a realm of secrecy, only hearts perceive,
Whispers weave, where shadows cleave.
Fluent words of passion, a dance in the air,
Moments treasured, beyond compare.

Moonlight’s glow, a soft embrace,
Flowers bloom, love’s tender grace.
Soft kisses, a symphony sweet,
In this clandestine love retreat.

Mind kept quiet, a cozy nest,
Where creativity freely manifest.
Angry walls unveil kindness’ spree,
A mysterious love, as CHAPTER 4 succeeds.

Yet within, a duality unfolds,
Contrasts and tales, stories untold.
Beneath the calm, a tempest brews,
A storm of shadows, conflicting hues.

Passion and fury, entwined within,
A complex dance where opposites begin.
Angry walls echo a silent roar,
Yet kindness thrives, seeking more.

In the secret depths, a dichotomy,
Mystery and chaos, a symphony.
Quiet minds may sometimes scream,
In this enigma, reality and dream.

Amidst the mystery, a joyous rhyme,
Echoes through time, a rhythmic chime.
In words that dance, finding their tune,
Creativity blooms, a vibrant monsoon.

Rhymes unlock doors to worlds unseen,
A portal to realms where dreams convene.
Opposing forces find a common ground,
In the cadence, a chapter profound.

So, let this verse close CHAPTER FIVE,
In the enigma of life, we continue to thrive.
Rhyming joy, a poetic embrace,
As we journey on, in this cosmic space.

P.S. I’m really hoping someone had the balls to answer about playing with themselves. That would totally make my entire Tuesday!

Let me know in the comments if you think you know what Chapter 4 or Chapter 5 are!

Keep Being Kind and Real 🍋💋