Mornings still suck, but oddly enough I feel energized after blasting my ex all over the daily post.

This morning I’ve come to talk about the Super Bowl. Sure, it’s a hot topic right now seeing as we are sitting only 30 some odd hours before.

If you have been living under a rock, here this years esteemed rundown.

Taylor and the Swifties will be hosting the Kansas City Cheifs against the San Fransisco 49rs at Alliegent Stadium in Las Vegas Nevada on February 11, 2024.

It hurts to even say that. It’s almost as sac religious as a BLT on Challah toast.

First topic, my lifetime annoyance by Taylor Swift.

Sure, the haters are going to say I’m undereducated and that she is a great human being. Sure. Whatever.

The reality of the situation is, I’ve been listening and closer following Taylor since before she ever hit Nashville and the majority of her Swifties were still in diapers.

Born on December 13, 1989, Ms. Swift is 7 years my junior. A blond haired, blue eyed child just like me but there is a major difference in the two of us.

Taylor wasn’t adopted.

Unlike me, she had the support, resources and creative freedom to grow her empire from a very early age. She’s now 34 and on the verge of writing songs about her bed trophies with Travis Kelcee.

I really hope when she writes said songs, they are significantly less annoying than her early country collection dedicated to the tide pod consuming millennial boys.

It got the world’s attention, yeah so what. So did Paris Hilton when she intentionally leaked her sex tape to boost her influencer status. You already have the name, why the fuck whine like an ignorant child.

Leave something for the rest of us down here, please!

2. Allegiant Stadium- Home of the Las Vegas Raiders.

In the holy order of sacrilegious things, imma just leave this one right here.

Sure, the NFL ‘technically’ owns the rights to the stadium- but you’ve also witnessed a season where the Raiders were made a fool by Josh McDaniels and Jimmy G trying to relive their not so glory days with the pats. Then, the interim coach steps up and school the shit out of the majority of the remaining teams.

Yet, it’s beyond the commish to avoid playing both of the Raiders long time rivals on their home field for the biggest game of the year.

Taste the disrespect.

But it’s Vegas, the grandest stage of them all… doesn’t matter, you’re just adding fuel to the fire and rigging the draft system to keep the teams that need quality players down.

Definitely an organization run by middle aged white men.

3. The headliner for halftime is Usher.

This is one of two things I am actually excited about. As an individual, fairly well versed in 90s R&B, Usher has never blown a live show.

The other is the commercials, naturally!

Seriously hoping Doritos brings it for the third year in a row.

In other news, this morning is also going to feature a little blip about my neighbors owning dogs.

I get it. They are soft, cuddly, cute and make their presence eternally known by leaving hair everywhere. I also happen to be in the rare population of folks who understand what owning a herding dog in a 2 bedroom apartment entails. There are very good reasons professionals advise heavily against this.

These dogs are medium to large, and have ALOT of power and energy when they get the motivation to move. They also can be very vocal when they feel the need to be mouthy and rude, which they instantly make up for by being too fucking cute.

Yes, Master of the Diva Princesses . That was directed at you. 😘

But here is a real thing- Understand common courtesy for your neighbors because you are well aware that your dog(s) is (are) asshole(s).

Of course I have a lot of nosey white lady questions, but this gringa speaks no Spanish so they will forever go unanswered.

Why do you have two Huskies in the middle of a suburban desert?

Is it because you think they are pretty? Or are you trying to breed them for profit like most ignorant humans do?

The ideal temperature range for Huskies is between -20°F to 60°F (-29°C to 15°C). They are most comfortable in cooler conditions and can become uncomfortable in temperatures above 75°F (24°C).

It’s essentially torture to breed adults here, let alone keep the puppies after 4 weeks, when their subdermal coat has started to grow.

In all honesty, it’s not smart to have any type of dog here that isn’t already native to the sands of Mexico or covered in scales instead of fur. Just imagine being forced to stand on the hottest cement you’ve ever felt, with no shoes wearing a double wool weighted snowsuit.

Dehydration by way of heat stroke is a real thing, ya know….

If it were legal (and I had the space), I would march my happy ass across the street and seize these puppies from their home. Simply on the basis that those dogs are suffering.

Hey dipshit, a dog may bark as a warning, an invitation, a call of distress, or just because it’s happy. There are many reasons for the bark, but it always means your dog is communicating something. If your dog is distressed or fearful, it may sound off in a repetitive high-pitched tone.

If you’re reading this, that highlighted part is what you need to take home.

Do you know why I’ve had a dog for a year and you just saw her for the first time yesterday?

Because Luna gets treated with the respect she deserves here at home. Sure, she playfully barks, grunts and audibly groans at us. But our dog has comforts for her severe anxiety, and she also has the freedom to roam.

Just based upon the little I can see through your windows, it looks like you have stuffed 5 people and a 4 bedroom of stuff into a 2 bedroom apartment home. Multiple times I have witnessed the dogs individually being tied out to the front walkway rail. It’s not a pleasant surprise for the Amazon Delivery Guy who is the only delivery person brave enough to deliver to your door.

Let me not forget to mention, I didn’t realize you had two dogs in there until my boyfriend saw y’all walking them together coming home from work, last week.

I was shocked and felt a recourse of shame for the person who got railroaded into believing you would make a suitable home for a Husky puppy. From the outward overall condition of the dogs, either a puppy mill or another fabulous Maricopa County Animal Shelter neglect job.

That is another good point I’d like to briefly cover. Adoptions for dogs and cats in state Fourty-Eight.

Most people may not realize this but the dogs that are in the shelters down here are a combination of surrenders. There are a fair amount of local owners who have been forced to surrender for conditions unknown.

– BUT-

The majority of the dogs that are in shelters here are imported from the streets of Mexico. Not only does the majority of my food come with an FDA approval, but my dog did too.

That’s right. The dog originally named Jolly Glitters (I still have deep grievances with whomever down at Halo though the elf generator was a good idea), is an import.

I wasn’t aware of this until after the adoption fee had been paid and they handed us her packet which included her doggy green card and record of being cured for Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever because the situation she was found in included her being riddled with ticks.

If you’re interested in this topic or would like evidence to support why I am so annoyed with this RMSF situation- I encourage you to READ THIS ARTICLE .

Ticks are a real issue here in the desert, as well as in the greener climates.

This post will have to be continued. I fucked up and got so obsessed about talking about the ignorant neighbors and their dogs that I lost track of time.

I’m now being harassed because I’m two days late for Lunas breakfast. She’s also been staring at me for attention since 4:20am, and it’s now 8. I suppose I should give in.

Join me later, or maybe tomorrow when we will continue my horrible attitude… who knows, maybe I’ll have even more to sarcastically write about then!

TO BE CONTINUED….