Write a letter to your 100-year-old self.

Why? I’ll be long gone by then. Not trying to be grim, it’s just when you take a DNA test it tends to answer a lot of questions.

Outside of whatever toxic chemicals I’ve voluntarily introduced my personal meat suit too, I’ve managed to keep my water to this point. (The Freman would be proud.)

Yet, judging by the excutiating pain in my lower joints at middle age… I’d say it will either be arthritis or my heart will just give up. Maybe both with a side of a complete mental breakdown about 23-25 years from now.

Could we make the next one a little less morbid?

It is the lords day in most time zones that don’t speak Mandarin for fucks sake.

This is so stupid. 😂🤣