What tattoo do you want and where would you put it?
(if the Jetpack app would function correctly?)

Glitch-mania this morning. It seems that the implementation of whatever it was I couldn’t understand a couple of days back has once again caused stability issues for the ENTIRE platform.

Did yall hire Blizzards expired engineers? This whole thing stinks like 2012s Tuesday Server Maintenance schedule.

Anyways,

Tattoos today eh? That a loaded fucking question for sure. Funny story though!

Most Women grieve relationships and celebrate their new freedom with the “freedom cut”. The haircut reserved for two weeks after the breakup, when you’ve managed to scrape yourself together enough to match your clothes and tolerate sunlight again.

Well. I suppose my love life has been such a Greek tragedy that my dysfunctional ass either gets a dog, or a tattoo… or both 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

So here’s today’s subpar story for yall to enjoy if this stupid thing is working.. (on that note, I’m writing this on Wednesday)

Once upon a time, in a bustling trailer park nestled between the rolling hills of Arizona, there lived a spirited young woman named Annie. Despite the humble surroundings, Annie dreamed of breaking free from the confines of her small world and embracing her true identity.

From a young age, Annie was told by her strict guardian, Auntie May, that tattoos were trashy and unbecoming of a lady. However, Annie couldn’t resist the allure of self-expression that tattoos promised. Sneaking away to the nearby town, she got a few small designs inked on her skin, hidden beneath her everyday attire.

As the years passed, Annie found herself trapped in the monotony of trailer park life, caught in a cycle of dead-end jobs and failed relationships with boys who echoed Auntie May’s sentiments about tattoos. Each time, Annie would suppress her true desires and conform to the expectations of those around her, but her longing for freedom only grew stronger.

One fateful night, fueled by a fiery determination to reclaim her autonomy, Annie packed her bags and fled the trailer park under the cover of darkness. With nothing but a dream in her heart and a tattoo machine in hand, she set off for the neon-lit streets of downtown Arizona.

In the heart of the city, Annie found sanctuary in her own bedroom tattoo parlor, where she discovered her vibrant identity as an artist and misfit who celebrated individuality. With each stroke of the needle, she reclaimed her identity and whispered defiance against the judgments that had bound her for so long.

“No more conforming to their narrow-minded ideals,” she declared to herself, her spirit ablaze with newfound courage. “From now on, I shall adorn my body with the art that speaks to my soul.” Proceeding to cover her left forearm in her own life’s story. Layer by layer the physical pain outweighed the emotional…

And so, Annie became known as the Tattooed Queen of the Trailer Park, revered for her bold designs and unapologetic embrace of self-expression. No longer shackled by the expectations of others, she reveled in her newfound freedom, knowing that true beauty lies not in conformity, but in the courage to be oneself, even in the most unlikely of places.

Peace and love geeks. Remember, whatever today holds for you- it’s better than King Charles having cancer and no one noticing because they are all focused on Kate.

Oops. Well, Spoiler Alert. I meant to say you got this! ❤️