Which aspects do you think makes a person unique?

Happy Day to chase around failed plastic chicken children, eat candy and celebrate Jesus.

If my minimal goyum religious education is on point, allegedly today Jesus goes from “Murder She Wrote” to “Missing” in some really bizarre Lazarus type of way.

I dunno. Major religion has cooties imo. No thanks.

If you haven’t already been offended by reading this, (or any of the other posts in the past 13 months) I’m still not sorry.

They say to make it you need talent and ambition to be successful.

Yet here I am using all of my Jewish American Princess skills writing this for y’all waiting for all the “no-longer Easter” candy to go on discount with Canned Heat looped rent free in my head.

Fucking 5am!!!

Anyways. Openly taking suggestions for lunch….