What animals make the best/worst pets?

Hi. My name is Luna. I am an anxiety filled 2 year old Doberman X Australia Kelpie.

I was kind enough to wake my Mom up at 2:45am with another accident so she could go live early today for y’all .

You see, I’m still learning what a lady is supposed to put in her mouth. I sometimes still get it wrong. 💩

Luckily, I chose the right Parents to parole me last year or I would still be in that tiny cage in the back of the room.

My story starts in the dusty, empty streets of Rocky Point, Mexico. Found emaciated and tick infested as a 6 month old puppy by the owner of a dog rescue (RIP Barb). I was taken in and nursed back to health just enough to get my clearance papers to go to the USA.

Dog Rescues are not the clean, well kept facilities most American dogs are used to. The place I come from is caged desert, with serious overcrowding and somedays there weren’t enough donations to feed all of us.

I was so sick, the rescue couldn’t wait to get rid of me. The had me fixed and when I woke up, I was in a brand new country.

I only had to stay there for two weeks before I got the surprise of my life. A home!!!

Now, she was going to have to figure out a way to get me from the shelter area of the Petco to the house because EVERYTHING IS MURDER….

and it will continue to be for the next 15 months too!!!

Here are some highlights of why I am the best/worst pet, according to my mom.

Now I would totally post more but seeing as I’ve had to reopen the app 4 times just to keep a steady connection…

Fuck this.