What was the last live performance you saw?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a carport…

I watched one of the residents of building 14 fall off the carport yesterday.

As he sat on the edge of the carport with his slippers hanging off the edge, he was slightly rocking and talking to himself. He looked around to make sure none of the neighbors were watching. Then he took the ill fated scooch.

A perfect 180 with flying tshirt vibes and then flat on his ass. Slippers flying.

Guess that’s what one gets for trying to clean off the top of the carport instead of calling maintenance.