What jobs have you had?
Do “hand”, and “blow” count? Asking for a friend… 💋

Job, Job, Interview
Yo,VIP.. let’s kick it!!
Job, job, interview
Job, job, interview
Alright, stop. Collaborate and Listen. Annie’s back with a brand new mission. Resume’s tight, hope they take it kindly
Gripping my chair both firmly and tightly
Will they love me? Yo, I don’t know
Turn on the charm, give it my best show
To the extreme, I rock the job hunt, a scandal
Light up the room, they can’t handle
Question! They ask me what I know
I’m quick with the answers, I won’t go slow
Deadlines and projects, I’m your right hand
Like a top performer, I’ll take my stand
Love it or leave it, I’m here to stay
You’d better hire me, I’ll make your day
If there was a problem, yo, I’ll solve it
Check out my skills while the manager revolves it.
Job, job, interview
Job, job, interview
Job, job, interview
Job, job, interview

Now the pressure’s rising and my head is sweating
You got my details, but there’s more you’re getting
Job search all day, keeping my cool
Tackling the stress, I ain’t no fool
Power through the meeting, the questions are flying
Show them my skills, I’m not even trying
Ready for the challenge, I’m set to go
I’ve got the right stuff, and now they know
Rolling in deep, with a can-do flow
I’m the candidate you’ve been waiting to show
Go with the flow, you know, I’ll handle
Every task with the utmost example
All the work and dedication
This is more than just an application
If there was a problem, yo, I’ll solve it
Check out my skills while the manager revolves it.
Job, job, interview
Job, job, interview
Job, job, interview
Job, job, interview

Take heed, ‘cause I’m a lyrical poet
The job scene’s on the map just in case you didn’t know it
My work ethic’s real, and it’s all that
Like a business ninja, stealth in my format
My drive’s like a chemical spill
Conducted and formed, this is a real deal
Ambitious with a vision, I’ll climb the ranks
They can’t beat my game, I fire on all tanks
Keep it pushing forward, in my new role
Innovate the place, reaching my goal
The team’s in awe, the company’s buzzing
Proving my worth, and they all see it coming
Hired, and now the future’s so bright
Hard work and passion, day and night
If there was a problem, yo, I’ll solve it
Check out my skills while the manager revolves it.
Job, job, interview
Job, job, interview
Job, job, interview
Job, job, interview
Yo man, let’s get out of here
Word to your manager…

4 responses to “The Ice Cold Multipotentialite”
Very interesting read!
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Thank you kindly, gentle reader! 💋
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Love it! 😂 But you know now I can’t get “Ice, Ice Baby” out of my head 🤪
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