What are your daily habits?

Harder WP! HARDER!!!!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱

Dearest WordPress Congregation,

Although this author swoons over the opportunity to blush underwhelming-ly at a cute boys question, this just ain’t cuttin it.

Look. We’re just making up words now due to our inability to push past the absolute hot garbage prompt.

Today, just like nearly every day for the past 17 months the routine is being performed again.

This author wakes up, goes pee, grabs her phone and clicks the Jetpack app usually pretty excited to see what prompt she’s going to be greeted with.

Once she has been significantly disappointed; because, let be honest. These prompts have sucked since two contributors ago-

The composition of the daily gem starts……..

“Dearest Gentle Reader…

Have you ever been asked a question so ignorant that you couldn’t help but laugh and respond with sarcasm? I have, nearly daily!”

From the introduction to the final farewell, this author has made a daily habit of systematically avoiding inappropriate, triggering and potentially violating prompts, with a dash of sardonic comedy.

Full transparency, there are at least 14 ‘what the fuck’s, at least two smokes and a partridge in mother fucking pear tree that occur during the systematic habitual daily post.

Honorable mentions go to the dog walking schedule, observing and understanding cognitive human behaviors, learning to create behavioral plans for disabled children, food, cannabis, Warframe and the virtual wasteland that is social media.

Can we please try to do better?