On what subject(s) are you an authority?

Just let her type until she tuckers herself right out, dear.

Dearest Gentle Reader,

We all wander into the reader section each day to take an adventure in someone’s mind. The daily prompt suggestively nudges each authors urge to write, and here we find ourselves.

Alluding to the title, the answer is myself.

I mean, I have to live with me everyday. Yall just get a small dose!

Let’s be real for a second.

Who do you really know that knows absolutely everything about, going on and emotionally at any given moment about you?

(Pssst… the answer is no one)

Yet, I’m fairly certain most of you probably expect that from your significant other without acknowledgement of that expectation to them.

Cognitive behavioral patterns are present in each meat sack with a brain.

BUT

What makes us unique subject matters is our capacity for self-awareness.

If you are incapable of having compassion for others, maybe you should put yourself in timeout until you can work through your issues.

And if you don’t want to do that, move to Phoenix. The weather is fucking fantastic this time of year.

Now… to the important things…

Because this author would not be going out in true Trailer Trash Annie style if this blog didn’t recognize that it’s July 4th.

To all of my fellow Americans reading this-

🇺🇸🎆🧨HAPPY FOURTH YOU SEXY BEAST🇺🇸🎆🧨

Please be safe while blowing shit up, drinking entirely too much and outdoor cooking.

Of course Annie’s got a last minute suggestion for desert.

Banana ChocoChip Pull Apart Bread