List 10 things you know to be absolutely certain.

Dearest Gentle Reader,

Surprise!

Your author has found some time to dedicate to the virtual wasteland before committing herself to the waters of Lake Pleasant!

Ten thing, eh?

1. Love is love.

2. Fair is a concept rewarded with communal participation trophies.

3. Alpha males capable of handling strong women slathered in emotional intelligence don’t exist.

4. It’s beyond hot June-Sept in Arizona.

5. Unless you’re blind or intentionally trying to miss, a target at 150m is petty easy to bingo…

6. Tacos make the world spin round.

7. Beans give humans gas.

8. Direct communication appears as aggressive confrontation because society is tuned into ignorance and hate.

9. There is absolutely no reason for permanent tattooed make up on women.

10. Powdered cheese is fucking nasty.


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