Was today typical?
Wow. A real fucking barn burner today, Day One. This one is just for the streak. 🤣😂
UPDATE: it’s now 2pm MST and your author was nearly accurate.
Not only am I beyond bored, and frustrated… I’m an hour early for the meltdown. Monday sure is magically delicious.

Dearest Gentle Reader,
If the prompt refreshes at midnight, why would this be a question for the next morning??
This author is no time traveler. Although, predictions forecast that this Monday will be as mundane as all the other ones.
You see dear reader, there comes a point in everyone’s life where the exhilaration of no substitutions on a grocery pickup outweighs the trauma of an entire work day.
In this authors world this Monday will consist of attempting to drown out the two dogs across the street on the first floor constantly barking because they got left on a hot ass porch again while subsequently attempting to pay attention to a recorded 40 hour lecture by a professor on Behavioral Technician requirements in monotone.
The 10mg Cilexa in my system will provide balance until around 3pm when the eventual boredom, frustration and trapped feeling of being inside all day will hit.
So yeah, seems pretty typical to me!
