Dearest Day One (& gentle readers ❤️),

As your author logged in today she found herself bewildered.

I would be remiss should we collectively panic as if we didn’t know this was coming. 🤣

Yet, I regret to inform you that there shall be no streak breaking today.

Although your attempt may have been sundered deep in the evil minds that be, it failed.

You were doing much better when the algorithms were recycling questions on a solid 32 day basis.

The last 8 months has been no less than torturous, why not tack on a solid water sport during Satans Summer Games?

Ain’t nobody got time for dat…