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Yall thought you were gunna get Annie.. tee hee hee

Dearest Gentle Reader,

At 6:50am MT, the USS Annie received a warning shot across her bow from Day One. Luckily, they are a terrible fucking shot.

The potential dating pool on my Plenty O Fish is pretty whale like too.

The end.