🌘🖕FUCK THAT ‼️


How much would you pay to go to the moon?

I’m not giving that devil a moment of my time nor hard earned money.

Dearest Gentle Reader.

Full transparency, I’ve paid someone to moon but I would never pay to go to the moon.

I mean… strapping yourself to 1,200,000 of RP-1 kerosene and lighting it on fire sounds pretty much like having the worse case of irritable bowl syndrome possible.

Or how about a ride on Elons Starship?

That’s only 2,600,000 gallons spread across its main tanks and headers. No thanks!

Sounds like a super shitty idea to me!

Yet, I will subscribe to every meme of a cyber truck on fire. Best invention yet! ❤️


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