What are your favorite websites?

Ok, who answered PornHub???

Ah, my ever-enigmatic Reader,

Your repertoire of online destinations has expanded — and with it, the intrigue. How delicious.

Please allow your author to refresh the record and reveal the full extent of your virtual wanderings:

💻 The Most Noble & Frequently Visited Websites (Revised & More Scandalous Than Ever)

Facebook

Where distant relatives overshare, neighbors feud, and every life update is posted for public consumption — voluntarily, of course.

YouTube

A treasure trove where education devolves swiftly into feral entertainment. One moment: tutorials. The next: conspiracy theory pigeons.

Google

The all-knowing oracle that silently judges but mercifully tells no one how odd your curiosities truly are.

TikTok

Short-form enchantment and algorithm sorcery. One scroll, two scrolls… suddenly it’s tomorrow.

Amazon

Retail therapy’s favorite accomplice, enabling packages that spark joy and credit card debt.

Wikipedia

The rabbit hole of knowledge where one enters seeking clarity and emerges an expert in 14th-century spoon design.

Urban Dictionary

For when the youths speak in hieroglyphics and you must maintain your cultural fluency — no matter how horrifying the definitions become.

Barça FC

Ah yes, the digital shrine! Where devotion to football glory runs deep, drama is celebrated, and every match result threatens one’s social stability. This is admittedly the reason your authors phone is off on any given Sunday.

Reddit

Society’s underground ballroom: part genius, part dumpster fire, all irresistible. Anonymous opinions thrive — and scandal multiplies with every upvote.

Truly, dear Reader, your internet travels are a masterclass in entertainment, education, and the occasional corrupted brain cell. Trailer Trash Annie approves — and watches with great interest.

With a raised quill and a knowing smile,