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💥In someone’s knee, yeah? 😴
Ah, insomnia, my old friend. What better time than the middle of the night to ponder life’s deepest mysteries and compose epic sagas in your head? It’s like my brain has a hotline to Shakespeare and Stephen King when the world is fast asleep. And speaking of epic sagas, let me regale you with the…
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My School Excuse
To All Concerned, Please excuse Chef V for her absence yesterday, Thursday May 12, 2023. She had some car issues and a full meltdown shortly after. She has been treated with cracker and juice. She is not contagious. Thank you. I needed a self-care day, y’all. To be honest, my internet interactions yesterday were really…
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🍋💋Two Fur..🌑🌒🌔

Fuck it, y’all are getting a two fur Tuesday. I fervently need to address something. TikTok creators … I’m looking at you. Which one of you under educated lemmings decided to convince the internet that creating a full moon with the signs and dates of the people you hold dear makes it forever? Seriously. It’s…
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Good Morning
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🤖JARVIS caught it!!!
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👑Once Upon A Time🐉

‘What is your fairy tale ending?’ We all know the story of Pinocchio & Jiminy Cricket, yeah? Cool. As someone who openly admits to being raised by a Narcissist Personality type, I identify very closely with this specific story. During my childhood I was constantly bombarded with accusations that I had been untruthful, or possibly…
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☑️ Fun Fact Friday : Level 5 🧠

Presented by: The Number Five If you can count, you know the number five. Five fingers, five toes, five senses, five energies… Shall I keep going? The Number 5 holds broad symbolism and meanings throughout history, cultures, and religions, including magical concepts and karmic lessons. A deep sense of curiosity, personal freedom, and vitality toward…
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🦾Transformers Unite! It’s Tuesday…

‘What is one of your greatest personal achievements?’ Losing 40% of myself. Let’s start this out simply. Even though I am mentally disabled, I am not talking about that time… 🤣Jokes that sounded better in my head🤦♀️ … oh look, a squirrel… 🐿️ The body achieves what the mind believes. I did a super amazing…
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I’m Good At…

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☕️Maccha Mondays: The Letter “D”☕️

Fancy a story? Grab a cuppa and settle in. It’s officially Maccha Monday. This weeks Tea time is brought to you by the letter “D” Good Monday! In reality -as I’m writing this- it’s really 3am on Friday morning as I’m once again fighting the inability to fall back to sleep. So instead of wasting…