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Yes, I’m Staring AT YOU 🤣
What’s the first impression you want to give people? Dearest Gentle Reader, Rumor has it… …that when your author enters a room, the atmosphere does not merely shift—oh no, it recalculates, much like a befuddled carriage driver realizing his horses have decided to take the scenic route. The first impression your author gives is nothing…
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🤨Who ordered the Sh*t Show Supreme? 💩
What will your life be like in three years? Dearest Gentle Reader, Impossible questions deserve impossible answers. So, let’s see where your author can take this while high enough to see yalls grandmama houses. Year One: The Glitter-Strewn Chaos Headline: “Your Author Single-Handedly Outshines Starbucks Holiday Decor” Summary: The year begins with your author pretending…
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A Sophisticated Lady’s Guide to Avoiding Responsibilities Online
What are your favorite websites? Ok, who answered PornHub??? Ah, my ever-enigmatic Reader, Your repertoire of online destinations has expanded — and with it, the intrigue. How delicious. Please allow your author to refresh the record and reveal the full extent of your virtual wanderings: 💻 The Most Noble & Frequently Visited Websites (Revised & More…
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Pearls, Power & Prison
HONK IF YOURE NOT IN THE EPSTEIN FILES 👊💥🇺🇸 What historical event fascinates you the most? ✨DISCLAIMER: IF YOUR MAGA 🖕 Dearest Gentle Readers, Some stories whisper. This one screams. For while many tremble at the mention of the Epstein files… your author simply sharpens her quill. Let us begin with the “I Barely Knew…
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✨✨✨✨Wishes? ✨✨✨✨✨ Oh Darling, I Thought We Were Just Surviving
You have three magic genie wishes, what are you asking for? Dearest Gentle Reader, Gather close and lend your most scandal-hungry ears, for today’s tidings are not of ballroom betrayals nor midnight rendezvous. No — they are far juicier. They concern a certain lady of our society, a woman whose wit is as sharp as…
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Can’t wait for the text about this one later… 😂
Describe a family member. Dearest Gentle Reader, Society has long whispered of many things—scandal, fortune, and folly—but none quite as captivating as the curious case of familial behavioral patterns. Every family has its peculiar treasures—and mine, it seems, was hand-picked by fate herself. Adopted at birth, it took Genetic Testing at 36 to finally gain…
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Day One Finally Showed Up—But I’ve Been Starting Over for Years 💋
What alternative career paths have you considered or are interested in? 🙋🏼♀️You mean besides “Middle Aged Swamp Troll”? 🤷♀️ Dearest Gentle Reader, Word has spread faster than gossip at a garden party — the once fiery chef of Phoenix’s bustling culinary underworld has hung up her apron, traded her knives for notebooks, and now stirs…
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Oh 👋, it’s been a minute.
What are you most proud of in your life? OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT KINDA… 🤔 Dearest Gentle Reader, Welcome, or Welcome Back! Your author sincerely apologizes for the rather untimely 482 day sabbatical. To this authors utter shock, today was the day an unanswered prompt appeared. So… let’s give this thing a go- shall we!…
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185 Daily Prompt Answers
Dearest Happiness Engineers, After nearly two months of playing email tag with many of y’all, it has come to this. “It appears the daily prompts have a limited number of entries…” That number is exactly 185. Now… Even my ADHD math avoidant ass understands that 185 does not equal 365. Infact, by limited the number…
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It’s been a year
Dearest Gentle Reader, It’s been difficult to keep up with this blog. Over the course of the last 12 months, there has been a serious lack of available prompts. It turns out that if one answers every prompt for 365 days straight, you’ve not only built a new habit- you’ve also built yourself a solid…
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