Do you remember life before the internet? “Give me the simple life!” -Etta James Greetings dearest gentle reader, It is with a case of anxiety fueled insomnia that your author is coming at you 5 hours earlier than usual. Contrary to the previous 147 daily prompts, this one actually has me intrigued. Throughout my time…

What does “having it all” mean to you? Is it attainable? NOT BY DAY ONE Dearest Gentle Reader, There is a land that your author sometime visits. It’s a place of solitude and silence, empty and barren. Absence of words, we refer to it as drawing a blank. Although, your author is pleasantly surprised by…

Who would you like to talk to soon? Golly gee! I’m so glad I didn’t spend 3 years as as Apple Advisor for nothing!!!! Dearest Gentle Reader, Greetings and salutations! We’ve collectively made it to the end of yet another week. Before we know it May’s flowers will make way for the ides of June.…

What personal belongings do you hold most dear? I’ll bring the tounges if you bring the snakes… Dearest Gentle Reader, In whispers of time, through ages gone by,My oldest possession, beneath the vast sky,Not crafted by hands, nor forged by design,But carried in whispers, in voices divine. From ancients who wandered, through lands far and…

Do you have any collections? Besides terrible advice, inappropriate memes and unladylike life stories… 🤔 Greetings Gentle Reader! As your author lounges next to the open smoking window catching her morning high, she finds herself amusingly bewildered. How exactly does one truthfully answer this question? I am not one for physical collections. That being said,…

What is the legacy you want to leave behind? Uhhhhhh….. Dearest Gentle Reader, Well, shit! Here we are again. Your author finds herself reclining in the morning breeze of the open apartment windows totally solicitous about answering this prompt. If I am to remain completely honest, the failure of definition is causing some neurodivergent triggers.…

How do you feel about cold weather? Maybe Day One only reads titles… Your author finds herself unable to mentally process this question. Pray tell, what exactly is cold? Plainly you see. It’s 0406 and already equivalent to the one off “beautiful” Pacific Northwest summer day. If your author is to remain genuine, I would…

Have you ever broken a bone? “What did the five fingers say to the face?” – Rick James Welcome to Human Anatomy 101, dearest reader. Today we are going to focus on bone structures! Yay! Human anatomy tells us that there are 14 bones which construct the human face. While the human hand is comprised…

How do you balance work and home life? Bacon & Eggs. No Guns between my legs. Good Day, cherish readers. Your author remains supremely befuddled by the audacity of these daily prompts. Albeit, spring here in the United States of America. It is almost as we have collectively entered blogger courtship season. This author feels…