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  • YOUR MATERNAL FIGURE

    What topics do you like to discuss? Well now….. It seems the higher ups over at Day One heard the disrespected public’s cries and served up a hot dish of steaming dogshit… on a Friday. Bless Day Ones heart… Let’s see what random shit I have on my phone this week to avoid doing my…

  • ☠️ The Daily Drain ☠️

    When is the last time you took a risk? How did it work out? In these posts, a prompter dwells,With questions that ring like clanging bells.Annoying child of the daily prompt,With queries that leave us all nonplussed. With each new day, a question strange,Leaves us wondering, “What’s the range?”In the land of prompts, he reigns…

  • No Regerts… vol. 4

    Describe a risk you took that you do not regret. I’m taking a risk by asking who the toddler is that submitted the reworded version of the last three Wednesdays? Fucks sake. Seriously. Im just going to leave a motivation road sign from the 202 underpass that revisits the jist of THIS POST. Get bent.…

  • Daily Disappointment

    Write about a time when you didn’t take action but wish you had. What would you do differently? Oh darling… I should have punched my ex husband square in his fucking throat and ran. Kind of like I wish I could do to whomever is writing these prompts… DAILY. But…. Some of us learn our…

  • 🇺🇸BEING A FEMALE AMERICAN CITIZEN🇺🇸

    What makes you nervous? You mean besides opening this app and seeing what nonsensical garbage I can contribute to our shared virtual wasteland…. 1864 was one helluva year Donnie, wasn’t it. The local Tinder all be like…. Just incase you didn’t hear… it’s still the year 2024 and only a 5 hour drive to California.…

  • HARDER DADDY 😘

    How do you unwind after a demanding day? Dear Day One, As flattering as the last two weeks have been, I will not go to dinner with you and I will never allow you to test the tinsel strength of my vaginal walls either. Totally a B+ for effort, you little wanna- be national treasure…

  • 💬A 12 Step Program 🥂

    How do you use social media? Sure, here are some general directions for using social media: And don’t forget to post all of the inappropriate memes…..

  • 🧟‍♂️6AM Venom 🐍

    Jot down the first thing that comes to your mind. First- I’m absolutely fucking floored that Day One dropped the reigns… especially on a Friday. Let alone this Friday. Capping off a particular pedestrian week, there wasn’t a whole lot on my mind. Until… 5:45am this morning. Let me rhyme it out for y’all… SIX…

  • Screaming Silence

    I was sitting here trying to figure out exactly how I feel about life in order to give y’all a thoughtful post. *sighs loudly* A Pop-Tart Quarter Pounder sums it up nicely. I legitimately feel like I can’t win. Life right now consists of me, sitting mostly on the couch pissed off at DE for…

  • 👄SHOUTOUT INCOMING💯

    Describe a random encounter with a stranger that stuck out positively to you. After struggling with Jetpack connectivity issues for the last 30 minutes… (again) I’m giving a big ol’ shoutout to this amazing stranger that I really enjoy reading daily and interacting with. Amy Thank you for being an amazing stranger that brings a…

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