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🎯Wanna Play?🃏

What could you do differently? According to all currently supported and former survey-able sources, LIFE. Let’s be real. Since last spring, it seems like I am constantly being blindsided by the most inconvenient disturbances at the exact worst possible time. Coupling constant stress and pressure on top of an already heavy anxiety and depressive subtext…
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🏜️CLICKBAIT IN HERE💋

If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say? To be totally honest with you, I’d probably just post this: Scan it if you want to know what it says, but I legit meant just the QR Code. 🤣😂 You see, I happen to already reside in a place known for its boards. For…
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👙SLUTS💋&💋SMUT🍌
What is the greatest gift someone could give you? An unlimited recurring subscription to MAX, and a weekly donation for my opinions on the Vanderpump crew. Bet. Incase you didn’t know, MAX is home to the ‘90 Day’ franchise— and Vanderpump Rules comes back at the end of January. I’m not super fucking pumped at…
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🙂🤣🥳🤷🏼♀️🛞🔪🇺🇸🫏🎄🧻🎄🕺🏾💋💯😭
What colleges have you attended? Community College of the Air Force and Washington State University. Let’s talk about something else now- why the fuck do people who live in apartment complex’s feel the need to slam the doors? Seems like a much more legit question than whatever the fuck this garbage is. Not sorry about…
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💋Eww. You Nasty 💋
Do you play in your daily life? What says “playtime” to you? Happy New Year Yall! I see we’ve moved on to a new Daily Prompt generator. I cannot withhold my overflowing anticipation for the not-necessarily-new prompts. Let’s be real…. What exactly are we being asked here? If your mind went directly into the gutter,…
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People
What are your biggest challenges? Other peoples children. I get that we are suppose to have social contact as part of a healthy human lifestyle. I fully understand that according to society I am suppose to be a part of a long term girls group. I’m looks oddly upon because I am not. Infact, I…
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🇺🇸’MERICA, F*€K YEAH???🇺🇸
How have your political views changed over time? Welcome to the grand spectacle of American political discourse, where expressing complex political views is reduced to the elegance of a toddler’s finger painting. Forget articulate arguments; we’ve mastered the art of conveying our deepest convictions through the subtle nuances of poorly Photoshopped memes. Join us on…
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⚡️🏁THE VOLVO 240 DL🏁⚡️
What is your all time favorite automobile? In the picturesque city of Tacoma, Washington, where the misty mountains kissed the sky, there was a Volvo 240 DL that embarked on a legendary journey, leaving tire tracks etched in the stories and hearts of its owners. She was tan, with 280,000 miles on the second engine…
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💋The Man w/ Slow Hands 🙌
Who are the biggest influences in your life? As the midnight moon, was drifting throughThe lazy sway of the treesI saw the look in your eyes, lookin’ into mineSeeing what you wanted to see Darlin’, don’t say a word, ’cause I already heardWhat your body’s sayin’ to mineI’m tired of fast movesI’ve got a slow…
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🍾👯♀️MCMLXXXII 🍼🎉
Share what you know about the year you were born. Eight Two featured a lot of events. From the University of Washington beating Iowa in the Rose Bowl, 28-0. Hank Aaron and Frank Robertson were elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame. In New York, the MTA started the 5 year upgrade of the subway…