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⚔️🛡️Battling Shadows: A Saturday Story 🛡️⚔️
How do you relax? In the hallowed halls of a small guest bathroom, bathed in the gentle glow of the phone screens LED light, we digitally gather. Heads bowed, hearts heavy, we come seeking solace in this sacred space. Good day to you all, wherever you may be. Blessed be, it’s Saturday! Please remember to…
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🎰🎲Moist & Loathing Southwest of Las Vegas🏜️🌵
If you had to give up one word that you use regularly, what would it be? My dear congregation of word-weary souls, gather ’round as we embark on a comically ecclesiastical journey to explore the depths of our collective loathing for a particular word – “moist.” The very utterance of this devilish term sends shivers…
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⚖️The Weight of Restraint: The Emotional Struggles of Feeling Like a Caged Animal🦁
My dear congregation, gathered here in the sacred confines of this humble space, we are gathered not to speak of pious dogmas or heavenly beings, but to delve into the complex realm of human emotions – an aspect of our existence that transcends any particular faith. Picture, if you will, a magnificent bird, its plumage…
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🍋How to Perfect the Art of Grudging: A Sardonic Guide👄
Are you holding a grudge? About? “Mama may not always be right, but she does the right thing in the end.” Bobby Bouche, The Waterboy. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, saints and… well, maybe not so saintly folks, I welcome you all to this slightly unconventional sermon on a topic that’s as old as…
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Loneliness: A Deep Emotional Abyss
Human beings are inherently social creatures, seeking connections and relationships as a fundamental part of their lives. However, the intricate web of interpersonal and romantic relationships can sometimes lead individuals down a path of loneliness and misguidance. Loneliness in these contexts goes beyond mere solitude; it encompasses the profound sense of isolation and emotional disconnection…
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🛫🌎The Cost of ‘Higher Education’ 🌍🛬
Share a story about the furthest you’ve ever traveled from home. Well, hello there, my fellow holy jokesters! Welcome to this comically divine gathering. May your laughter be contagious and your spirits be uplifted as we embark on this humorous yet tragic international adventure! 😄🙏🎭✨ So picture this: Your 16 years old and you’re parents…
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💰 FINANCIAL FICTION 🏠
What does your ideal home look like? “Welcome, my dear congregation, to another riveting daily prompt answer! Today, we shall embark on a spiritual journey to explore the profound depths of yet another 0.2% drop rate. Let us dive in with enthusiasm and curiosity!” 🙏🏼😄 I’d be fibbing if I said I hadn’t always dreamed…
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👩👩👧👦👨👨👧👦The Power of Inclusion👨👨👧👦👩👩👧👦
What brings a tear of joy to your eye? Feeling wanted and included is a universal human desire that holds immense power in shaping our emotional well-being. For those like myself who have burning needs for family, these experiences hold even greater significance. This short essay aims to explore why I cry when I find…
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The Proclivity of Personal Peace
Hey there! Feeling lonely is something many of us experience at some point in our lives. It’s totally normal, and I want you to know that you’re not alone in feeling that way. In this blog post, let’s explore the topic of loneliness and ways to cope with it. Remember, it’s okay to feel lonely,…
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💋O’Holy Digital Diarrhea: Sundae Sermon Edition🍨
Why do you blog? Oh, dear congregation, gather ’round and lend me your ears as we embark on a humorous yet introspective journey. Today, in the sacred realm of our digital sanctuary, let us shed our masks of seriousness and delve into the realm of personal foibles and quirks. For in this virtual confessional, we…
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