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Silly Boy, Don’t Call Yourself A Dom. ❤️🥊💋
Interview someone — a friend, another blogger, your mother, the mailman — and write a post based on their responses. CHETTCM: Welcome back to Late Night Chats with Your Heavily Father! Tonight, we have a special guest: “The Pseudo-Dom” – a man with a fascinating nickname and an interesting story to tell, Boomer D. Joining…
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A F*ckin’ Fairy Tale
How are you feeling right now? Blessed Friday Morning to the incredible members of this galactic community! Gather ’round, my friends, for I am your Heavenly Father, here to indulge you in yet another captivating tale. Step into my confessional, for it is story time, a time when we explore the depths of our emotions…
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A Haymaker to the Head
What daily habit do you do that improves your quality of life? LORT have mercy. I am not going to even bother scrolling on this one because I am not entirely sure I want to know… Although, I promise I am not the only one to type this out this morning— I WRITE. Would you…
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The Invasion of OnlyFans
What was the last thing you searched for online? Why were you looking for it? When did Scarlett Johansson show up in ‘Lucy’ form to command the Daily Prompt algorithm? “ OMG Mom, Maieutics are so 399 BCE!”. Good Morning. It looks like we have been taken over by the overly intrusive mothers of the…
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The 90s with Your Mom
What TV shows did you watch as a kid? YOUR MOM. I apologize, the opportunity was too good. Honestly, I have been up for a minute now. The morning situation from mundane Monday was truncated this AM. I was in a mood, and the door actually opened. I have also had the opportunity to cheat…
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🙄…mundane is more like it.
What’s your favorite time of day? ZzZzZ… oh sh*t, my bad! Monday morning seems to be keeping with its reputation. My favorite time of day is when I get to use my pretty expansive imagine to answer daily prompts. Unlike this one. Everyday in my world is exactly the same. I wake up too early,…
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I ONLY HAD ONE JOB 🤦🏼♀️
“Great job on achieving your weight loss goal! What steps did you take to get there besides following a diet plan? [Logical question] Your post is very inspiring and I hope to apply your tips to my own health journey. Thanks for sharing! [Positive comment] – Jack Wright (@beachbum94) Jack- I apologize for completely missing…
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Romanticizing Recipes
What’s your favorite recipe? What is a recipe? Legit. 😂 Just joking, I clearly know what a recipe is. After all, go look at all the food porn on the photos tab on my homepage. There is a certain skill required to using an actual food recipe. The first thing is understanding that whatever other…
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H0W 3XCIT31NG!!!!
Tell us about the last thing you got excited about. My boyfriend coming home after work yesterday evening. Straight up. I suppose the “tell us about” means I am suppose to expand on the prompt. For once I thought I was happy I missed common core English, but I have kids. Yesterday, I know I…
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Fictitious Future, Say That 10 Times Fast…
How would you design the city of the future? In full transparency, I am really tired this morning. I feel like I didn’t sleep when in fact I did. My brain and body are in a conflict currently on whether we should be awake or not. Clearly, we have chosen for the first. Unfortunately, I…