If you won two free plane tickets, where would you go? 🎀WHOEVER SAID ORANGE IS THE NEW PINK IS SERIOUSLY DISTURBED! 🎀 DEAREST GENTLE READER, In the sun soaked Arizona desert, there was a young woman named Trailer Trash Annie, who, inspired by the iconic scene from “Legally Blonde,” perfected the “swish and flick” of…

What’s the story behind your nickname? DEAREST GENTLE READER, I’ve got nothing…. Is cereal considered soup?

What strategies do you use to maintain your health and well-being? Filing 1099 tax grievances against your entire family for $100 per person for up to 10 years… Dearest Gentle Reader, Good morrow! Wednesday greets this author with yet another Day One rarity. Blessed Be, y’all. Today, we collective embark on a literary journey through…

What are your future travel plans? If you haven’t seen TWISTERS, WORTH IT!! 🌪️🌪️ Dearest Gentle Reader, In about an hour I’ll travel from my bed, through the misty waterfall of a shower and then to my computer desk in the front room. Does that count? I hope so because I’m not the flash and…

What would you change about modern society? What do you say to a drunken sailor? Dearest WordPress, Are you for fucking real??? Clearly this prompt was instituted by someone who thinks the Dewy Decimal System is a math equation. Some of us lived through a times where fuel wasn’t astronomical, employers were actually hiring, and…

What do you whistle while you work? do, do, do, do, do, do. Dooooooo Dearest Gentle Reader, Have you ever directly connected with a movie character so deeply that you are convinced someone wrote it personally with you in mind? Well.. It happened to this author. Last year. At a time when she felt so…

What’s your take on the Great Prompt Depression? The original question sucked so bad my other personalities couldn’t take it. ❤️ DEAREST GENTLE READER, Thank you for being here today. We’re here to talk about something that’s become a staple in our daily digital lives: WordPress prompts. Now, I know some of you might think…

What’s your favorite game (card, board, video, etc.)? Why? Not life. This is bananas. Hasbro didn’t prepare any of us for this shit. Gotta love nights that trigger all the PTSD. Please don’t date someone with PTSD unless you’re fully aware of the emotional triggers. No one deserves to go through what this author is.…

What foods would you like to make? Dearest Gentle Reader, There is only one answer.

Dogs or cats? Maybe bees in da trap, bees- bees in the trap..🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 We could talk about it but what’s the point? I’m not one to waste my time on pointless stupid shit.