Which activities make you lose track of time? Does obsessing over a lack of respect count? Dearest Gentle Reader, This may come as a total shock to yall, but this author can and will talk for hours about something I have a keen interest in. Hell. You’ll probably be close to a subject expert if…

What bothers you and why? Do you really want a non-verbal behavioral analyst to answer this, WordPress? DEAREST GENTLE READERS, This author is not going to maintain a negative mindset by answering this ridiculous prompt today. Don’t yall understand some people try to stay in a positive place??

List 10 things you know to be absolutely certain. Dearest Gentle Reader, Surprise! Your author has found some time to dedicate to the virtual wasteland before committing herself to the waters of Lake Pleasant! Ten thing, eh? 1. Love is love. 2. Fair is a concept rewarded with communal participation trophies. 3. Alpha males capable…

Are you seeking security or adventure? How about both? Can we do both? Is both an option? One of each please? Dearest Gentle Reader, Discovering your astrological makeup can provide valuable insight into your personality and behavior. By understanding your Sun, Moon, and Rising signs, you can gain a deeper understanding of how different facets…

If you could host a dinner and anyone you invite was sure to come, who would you invite? BUCKLE UP. WE LOVE YOU. ❤️ Dearest Gentle Reader, Who wants to come? You invite yourselves. Welcome to the southern way of life where each day has the potential for a banger. RSVP with you dish in…

What do you think gets better with age? I’ve got one hand in my pocket and the other picking my nose…. Dearest Gentle Whatever- I am greatly concerned with the amount of authors attempting to answer this post with 👩 , 🧀 and🍷. Was it really that hard? This author gravely disagrees with all three.…

What time do you go to bed and wake up currently? What time do we all get to collectively toilet paper your house? Would you like to know what I’m currently wearing too? Apparently Farmers Only submitted this one. Jesus

What strategies do you use to increase comfort in your daily life? WHATS IN THE BAG TODAY, LADY?! 👹 Dearest Gentle Reader, There are times in our lives where all humans feel the familiar burnout from toxic co-dependency. Yall know. It’s that one person in your life that just whines and cry’s about everything they…

What are you most excited about for the future? Knock, knock…. Who’s there? Maybe it’s Annie in her underwear!!💋 Dearest Gentle Reader,Do you remember, the heat in Phoenix summer?Blazing days, it was July through SeptemberSweltering nights, and the sun so brightChasing all our dreams away Ah, ah, ah, burning in PhoenixAh, ah, ah, the heat…

What could you let go of, for the sake of harmony? A picture is worth 1000 words, so here’s a 3000 word short story.