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🇺🇸YOU-ESS-AYY, again. 🇺🇸
Are you patriotic? What does being patriotic mean to you? Do you wipe before you shit? Live? From Satans Butthole… ITS FINALLY FUCKING FRIDAY HOLY SHIT THANK YOU TINY PLASTIC BABY JESUS & THE DORITIOS YOU ROAD IN ON! Can I get an Amen? I figured since we were asking stupid, semi loaded questions today…
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🚨💃F*KIN’ SABBATH BREAKER
Have you ever unintentionally broken the law? You mean outside of answering all of the illegal Bloganuary prompts? Fuck it, because nothing screams self-preservation like throwing yourself under the bus quite like.. LIVE! From Arrrriiizzzoooonnaa, it’s Thursday morning.. Nah, I had absolutely no potential plans for the weekend. I mean, why not just hand over…
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Expensive & Difficult
If there was a biography about you, what would the title be? Where do you go, in the stills of your mind When you’re all alone, the quiet times. Where do you go, when you’re all alone? Driving down the road, The air blowing cold. Is it to a snow covered place, With hills of…
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The ULTIMATE Mid Life Crisis❤️
What were your parents doing at your age? *Manical Laughing in the background* Ahhhmmmm, LIVE! It’s Tuesday, I think- +12 hours for the EU folks joining in today. I’m not even going to attempt more of an intro, LETS GO!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨 Grown Annie: “First things first. We need a Mage? Anyone?“ Annoying Child Spawn Annie:…
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🖕🤷🏼♀️Nah, I can’t do this. 🤷🏼♀️🖕
If you had the power to change one law, what would it be and why? Live! From Phoenix, Arizona It’s Monday Morning! Contrary to popular opinion based of the bullshit that is judging a book by its cover- I’ve actually had very little offensive ball time; and too much lifetime anxiety to join a Talent…
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Straight Outta Tacoma, errr..
Write about your dream home. Four little letters that make up a word so much more complicated than its second hombre’,‘L-O-V-E’. Live! From Phoenix, Arizona and the blessed lots of Sedona Sunsets- It’s Sunday Morning?! Yeah, that was awkward. Let’s get to the part where I talk to myself for the next three hours and…
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🧢🚨The Coal Truck Cowboy🚨🎶
You get some great, amazingly fantastic news. What’s the first thing you do? 🚨GRAPHIC CONTENT AHEAD- PLEASE USE CAUTION AS THIS POST CONTAINS COUNTRY MUSIC AS WELL AS INFORMATION ABOUT ABUSE, NEGLECT AND OTHER DISTURBING EVENTS.🚨 What an appropriate prompt after the last couple of days in my little pink world! It’s almost like Day…
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🍏Apple Pies & Thick Thighs 🥞
Are there any activities or hobbies you’ve outgrown or lost interest in over time? Absolutely.💯 Bare bones about it, outside of being intentionally petty, reality tv, a solid dark murder mystery and 90s R&B music, I’ve admittedly made an unconscious effort to lose interest in all of them. Welcome to the mind that other people…
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💃A Sweet Striptease💋
What’s your favorite candy? In the twilight’s embrace, a sultry affair,Milk chocolate, caramel, nougat declare.Silky whispers of chocolate’s delight,As caramel swirls in the passionate night. Velvet caresses, a caramel embrace,Nougat’s allure, in the dance’s grace.Liquid gold cascades, like a sinful stream,In the symphony of flavors, desires gleam. Sensual temptations, in each decadent bite,As passions ignite,…
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Jinx!!!
Do you need a break? From what? Fuck it, there it is. This is the time of year where I get to spend 21 days waiting to find out if I can retire for 3 months or not. Booo
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