What’s your favorite word? In a world where language is a tapestry of expression, there exists a word that dances upon the lips with joyous abandon, like a melody that lingers in the heart. That word, dear readers, is none other than “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,” a term that brings to mind the whimsical magic of Mary Poppins…

Describe your ideal week. The concept of an “ideal week” is as elusive as it is subjective. In a world where we constantly evolve with our surroundings and adapt to life’s ever-changing demands, what may have been ideal yesterday might not hold true tomorrow. Instead of trying to define the perfect week, let’s explore what…

Name the professional athletes you respect the most and why. Ladies and gentlemen, on this blessed Sunday, we have the honor of diving into the remarkable story of Bo Jackson, a true legend among athletes. What makes Bo Jackson stand out, and why do we respect him the most? Well, folks, it’s a tale of…

If you had to give up one word that you use regularly, what would it be? My dear congregation of word-weary souls, gather ’round as we embark on a comically ecclesiastical journey to explore the depths of our collective loathing for a particular word – “moist.” The very utterance of this devilish term sends shivers…

Are you holding a grudge? About? “Mama may not always be right, but she does the right thing in the end.” Bobby Bouche, The Waterboy. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, saints and… well, maybe not so saintly folks, I welcome you all to this slightly unconventional sermon on a topic that’s as old as…

Share a story about the furthest you’ve ever traveled from home. Well, hello there, my fellow holy jokesters! Welcome to this comically divine gathering. May your laughter be contagious and your spirits be uplifted as we embark on this humorous yet tragic international adventure! 😄🙏🎭✨ So picture this: Your 16 years old and you’re parents…

What does your ideal home look like? “Welcome, my dear congregation, to another riveting daily prompt answer! Today, we shall embark on a spiritual journey to explore the profound depths of yet another 0.2% drop rate. Let us dive in with enthusiasm and curiosity!” 🙏🏼😄 I’d be fibbing if I said I hadn’t always dreamed…

What brings a tear of joy to your eye? Feeling wanted and included is a universal human desire that holds immense power in shaping our emotional well-being. For those like myself who have burning needs for family, these experiences hold even greater significance. This short essay aims to explore why I cry when I find…

Why do you blog? Oh, dear congregation, gather ’round and lend me your ears as we embark on a humorous yet introspective journey. Today, in the sacred realm of our digital sanctuary, let us shed our masks of seriousness and delve into the realm of personal foibles and quirks. For in this virtual confessional, we…