Scour the news for an entirely uninteresting story. Consider how it connects to your life. Write about that. Yall thought you were gunna get Annie.. tee hee hee Dearest Gentle Reader, At 6:50am MT, the USS Annie received a warning shot across her bow from Day One. Luckily, they are a terrible fucking shot. The…

List 30 things that make you happy. Dearest Gentle Reader, Happy Sunday. Obtuse questions get Obtuse answers. I’m a Leo. Can you tell? 💋

What are you curious about? There’s a hole in the bucket, day one… day one…. 🪣💦 Dearest Gentle Reader, Once upon a dubious dusk in a realm of riotous reverie, a peculiar plague befell our sanctum of splendid imagination: a barrage of horrendously horrid prompts. These abominations, akin to a dragon’s flatulence, have polluted our…

Write about a random act of kindness you’ve done for someone. Dearest Gentle Reader, This author is not one to brag about the things I choose to do out of kindness. But I will say this. I show up. Busy day today. Sorry for the bullet statement. 💋

How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you? I’m 5ft6 with an itty bitty waist, and a round thing in no one’s face! Dearest Gentle Reader, How many times are we going to answer essentially the same prompt? For the third time in July… If Marilyn Monroe and Elke Sommer were the…

What traditions have you not kept that your parents had? The disappointment continues on this taco Tuesday… Dearest Gentle Reader, The simple answer is not many. To be completely blunt, the lifestyle and environments in which I thrive are not those of my parents.

Was today typical? Wow. A real fucking barn burner today, Day One. This one is just for the streak. 🤣😂 UPDATE: it’s now 2pm MST and your author was nearly accurate. Not only am I beyond bored, and frustrated… I’m an hour early for the meltdown. Monday sure is magically delicious. Dearest Gentle Reader, If…

How would you describe yourself to someone? Lovin’, it’s what I got. I said remember that… Dearest Gentle Reader, Praised be, it’s Sunday! Instead of our normal bullshit answer, let us delve into the delightful complexities of Annie, who embodies confidence, passion, and charisma in spades. Oh, bless Annie’s heart, she’s confident, passionate, and charismatic.…