What’s the most delicious thing you’ve ever eaten? SHOUTOUT INCLUDED. Fair warning…. Dearest Gentle Reader, Whilst the prompt is actually mildly intriguing, there is some pretty severe bias here. For those whom are not yet repeat offenders, your minimally melanated author has been behind the lines of the culinary conundrum since 2012. The challenge of…

If you were forced to wear one outfit over and over again, what would it be? Nah. Not today Satan.

How important is spirituality in your life? 👏 You got Jesus, Parental Advisory and all Dearest Gentle Reader, As we are greeted with another mind fuck of a prompt, your author took an opportunity for a small scandal and slept in. Oops.😅 To be fair, it seems that extra hour was needed seeing as the…

How do you practice self-care? These Sunday sermons are some of your authors favorite posts. Dear Congregation of the Chronically Contemplative, Gather ’round and lend me your ears—those very same ears that have been relentlessly subjected to the philosophical ramblings born from an overactive mind and an overly generous acquaintance with cannabis. Yes, we are…

How do you waste the most time every day? Bedsides the 2 hours it takes to build each one of these posts with custom graphics and personality daily? WARFRAME FEEDING BOUJEE ASSHOLES OWNING AN AUSTRALIAN KELPIE IN AN APARTMENT

Which food, when you eat it, instantly transports you to childhood? Nothing screaming “imma red blooded American” like…. Dearest Gentle Reader, From Pan Puri to processed slices, the responses reflect the world’s variety of foods. Your author finds these individualized responses beautifully amusing! Yet, as someone with an obsessive passion and subsequent training in the…

Who is your favorite historical figure? Nothing like a 5th grade book report to get the ol’ blood flowing… Dearest Gentle Teacher, Amelia Earhart was an amazing pilot who loved the sky more than your author loves trashy women on Bowling night. Born on July 24, 1897, in Atchison, Kansas, she was a pioneer in…

Write about your first crush. Her growls of pleasure consumed the tent, drowning out the screams of her mother’s demands….. Dearest Gentle Reader, In the misty, evergreen Pacific Northwest, where towering pines brushed against the moody sky, there existed a port town brimming with secrets. Amongst the backdrop of fog and shadow, one vibrant delight…

What countries do you want to visit? Wait a minute… I know the answer to this one!!! Dearest Gentle Reader, If one walks like a duck, and talk like a duck…. They must be a duck, right? Nicht albern. Sie sind nur eine Person, die sich wie eine Ente verhält! Your author would absolutely swoon…

What’s your favorite thing about yourself? Darling, your conceited is showing again. Might you want to tuck it back in? Dearest Gentle Reader, Alas! The proverbial moment of otherwise introspective though diarrhea to be ousted for all to view. Come on girl, show us your petty! Yet, your authors daily promenade through the response section…