How do you want to retire? PARENTAL ADVISORY- The Surgeon General suggests supervising your parents while they are reading this content. P.S. Some of y’all’s answers had me rollin 🤣😂 Let’s see if this gets me banned from having to answer anymore of this stupid fucking shit. I love today ❤️ Word to you manager…

What’s the oldest thing you own that you still use daily? How shall we answer this question? A riddle? a rhyme? Who cares, it’s done right every time!💋 Dearest Gentle Reader, In the quiet of the morning, fingers dance,Summoning whispers from the unseen well.Shapes form, like shadows in moonlit trance,Breathing life into the silent spell.…

Describe one of your favorite moments. Really. On a Friday?! If one must….. Dearest Gentle Reader, In the arms of love, where warmth resides,A big bear hug, where the world collides,A fortress built of muscle and bone,A sanctuary where I’m not alone. Their embrace, a haven strong,Where heartbeats pulse, a rhythmic song,A cocoon of comfort,…

What notable things happened today? On June 13, we all learned how to creatively work our ways around this fucking hot garbage….🤷‍♀️ I woke up. I took my pills. The dog got walked. And I learned to count!!!! Oh yeah, and I simple cannot forget about sitting down to write out the answer to this…

What are you passionate about? I have no words, but I have pictures! Word to you Manager 💋

What is your favorite season of year? Why? Pretty sure I’ll take some shit for this one, but I’d love to see what yall have to say in the comments. Even if you just want to say Hi!!! Dearest gentle reader, Today marks the first day your author is fully doped up on Celexa. It’s…

What’s the one luxury you can’t live without? How about a poem instead? In the twilight’s tender hush, where shadows meet the glow,Your eyes, like distant stars, beckon with a silent plea,A yearning deep and quiet, where only silence knows,Yet my heart is bound by chains of what might one day be. Your words, a…

If humans had taglines, what would yours be? This is the best prompt yet and on a Sunday… 😈 Dearest gentle reader, We gather here today to discuss a most sacred and exalted calling: the holy art of being expensive and difficult. For too long, society has undervalued the truly noble struggle of making every…

What are the most important things needed to live a good life? If you find me, please let me know. It was 108 and my AC shit the bed yesterday. 🥵 Dearest Gentle Reader, Your author is beside herself yet again today with the outcome of our prompt! Can we please get a round of…

Who do you spend the most time with? Fuck formalities, it’s Friday. This is a fucking joke right? Not to mention invasive and rude. Outside of the 16 readers that like my nonsense post each day, I spend all of my time ALONE. Sure, I’ve got people who want to constantly preach to me that…