What are your favorite brands and why?

Besides mine? Hmmmm…..

Something’s got to wipe up my ass after violently ‘thunder nuggeting’ yet another bullshit daily prompt out.

Yes, I just made up that word. Thunder nuggeting is the gas powered pebbles projected violently. Usually occurs after a ‘too strong’ curry or taco truck situation.

No, based on the stupidity of the question straight refuse to answer seriously

I also secretly wish Lisa & Ken Vanderpump would adopt me. Even if just for a day…

Happy Sunday. I love you nerds. ❤️❤️