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Panic Prespective
Her heart is beating out of her chest. Shes warm, but cold at the same time. Her eyes burn from the tears, What could it be now? Another panic attack. Unprompted and unprovoked. Why can’t she function, Like regular folks. Embarrassed again, Solitude defaced, Another pit of personal shame She gets to face. Breath and…
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A Disappointing Dookie 💩
What do you do to be involved in the community? 💩 begets 💩 It’s more than I can say for most of my neighbors (or this prompt. I bet the prompt generators parents are pros at being disappointed.) The fucking bags are free too.
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SHOTS FIRED 🫵 DAY ONE
What’s a job you would like to do for just one day? “Move 🐩, get out the way.” – Ludacris Tell me… Have you ever been employed by a manager who invests all their time actively trying to get you to quit? The absolute best is when it happens to be the mother f*cking ship…
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A 💩 Affair
What are your favorite brands and why? Besides mine? Hmmmm….. Something’s got to wipe up my ass after violently ‘thunder nuggeting’ yet another bullshit daily prompt out. Yes, I just made up that word. Thunder nuggeting is the gas powered pebbles projected violently. Usually occurs after a ‘too strong’ curry or taco truck situation. No,…
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What The Actual 🍴

List the people you admire and look to for advice… I have no words…. Sure thing, Day One! Honorable Mentions:
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🇺🇸🫏 Asses & Eles 🐘🇺🇸
Do you vote in political elections? 1… 2… 3,4,5… Everybody in the car, let’s take a ride! I respectfully decline to answer and invoke my Fifth Amendment rights. For those who aren’t familiar… The Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution protects individuals from being compelled to be witnesses against themselves in criminal cases. It…
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Loads, actually….
Do you have a quote you live your life by or think of often? Why do I do this daily? Legit. 🤦♀️
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🕍דברים טז, י”ד
What is your favorite holiday? Why is it your favorite? FAIR WARNING: At LEAST a 10 minute read.Nisan 15-22 5784 or April 22-30th… בכל דור ודור מחויב כל אדם להרגיש כאילו הוא יצא ממצרים באופן אישי. דברים טז, י”ד ‘In each generation every person is obliged to feel as though he or she personally came…
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Glamping… yes pls?!
Have you ever been camping? Why do I answer this anymore…. Oh, yes! I look forward now to waking up in order to be a complete cunt to the daily question! (Maybe reverse psychology will work this time….) I go camping often! Although, I consider it more like glamping because…. well, you’ll see 🥹 Here…
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🎤🫳🖕❤️
What are your favorite emojis? ☀️ 🖕🫵💩 🤷🏼♀️ 🤣😂☠️ ❤️