What was the last live performance you saw? Humpty Dumpty sat on a carport… I watched one of the residents of building 14 fall off the carport yesterday. As he sat on the edge of the carport with his slippers hanging off the edge, he was slightly rocking and talking to himself. He looked around…

What do you do to be involved in the community? 💩 begets 💩 It’s more than I can say for most of my neighbors (or this prompt. I bet the prompt generators parents are pros at being disappointed.) The fucking bags are free too.

What’s a job you would like to do for just one day? “Move 🐩, get out the way.” – Ludacris Tell me… Have you ever been employed by a manager who invests all their time actively trying to get you to quit? The absolute best is when it happens to be the mother f*cking ship…

What are your favorite brands and why? Besides mine? Hmmmm….. Something’s got to wipe up my ass after violently ‘thunder nuggeting’ yet another bullshit daily prompt out. Yes, I just made up that word. Thunder nuggeting is the gas powered pebbles projected violently. Usually occurs after a ‘too strong’ curry or taco truck situation. No,…

Do you vote in political elections? 1… 2… 3,4,5… Everybody in the car, let’s take a ride! I respectfully decline to answer and invoke my Fifth Amendment rights. For those who aren’t familiar… The Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution protects individuals from being compelled to be witnesses against themselves in criminal cases. It…

Do you have a quote you live your life by or think of often? Why do I do this daily? Legit. 🤦‍♀️

What is your favorite holiday? Why is it your favorite? FAIR WARNING: At LEAST a 10 minute read.Nisan 15-22 5784 or April 22-30th… בכל דור ודור מחויב כל אדם להרגיש כאילו הוא יצא ממצרים באופן אישי. דברים טז, י”ד ‘In each generation every person is obliged to feel as though he or she personally came…

Have you ever been camping? Why do I answer this anymore…. Oh, yes! I look forward now to waking up in order to be a complete cunt to the daily question! (Maybe reverse psychology will work this time….) I go camping often! Although, I consider it more like glamping because…. well, you’ll see 🥹 Here…

What are your favorite emojis? ☀️ 🖕🫵💩 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🤣😂☠️ ❤️